🎅🏼Merry Christmas My Wise Carrot 🎅🏼

Happy Monday my Wise Carrots

I hope you’ve all had a great weekend and ready for some festive cheers! 🎅🏼

I know we are!

Anyways, today’s message is just to wish you a Merry Christmas and thank you for being subscribed to our newsletter.

It’s crazy to think that not long ago Oleg and I had an idea of starting a newsletter to help Entrepreneurs like yourself get started in the business world, make a TON of money and impact those around you in a positive way.

Now here we are, our first Christmas together (how romantic)

But for real, thank you so much for opening each of our newsletters and have a wonderful week with your loved ones.

You deserve nothing but the best.

Now I would say “Have a Christmas whiskey on us” but instead…

Have a Carrot (No, not like that you dirty dog)

Tut Tut

Right… enough of that haha.

Have an amazing week and let’s catch up next Monday.

Ho Ho Ho

P.S - Wanna hear a Christmas Joke? 🎅🏼

Question: “Why is Santa’s sack always so full"?”

Answer: Because he only CUMS once a year.

I know I know…

Please don’t email me telling me how bad that was haha.

As always…

It’s time for….

The….

Random meme of the week:

Catch ya next week…

/Wise Carrot/

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