🥕 How to fail at life... 🥹

It’s Thursday, and I’ll show you how to fail at life.

🥕 How To Fail At Life… 🥹

I’m going to make this newsletter a simple one today.

There are lots of people teaching how to succeed in life. I’m going to do the opposite and tell you how to fail at life…

My hope is that you’ll do the opposite.

How To Fail At Life (39 tips):

• Sleep-in 90% of the time

• Don’t exercise

• Forget personal hygiene

• Eat only fast food

• Watch a lot of news

• Watch a lot of porn

• Scroll mindlessly through social apps

• Watch at least 5 hours of TV per day

• Be upset at who is the president

• Yell at your partner

• Yell at your roommates

• Road rage

• Hate your job

• Hate your boss

• Hate anyone successful

• Hate your family

• Never read

• Don’t learn anything

• Never go outside

• Blame the economy

• Never start a business

• Never start a side hustle

• Spend most of your money on instant gratifications

• Never save a dime

• Drink and smoke as much as possible

• Give up easy

• Always settle

• Always procrastinate

• Always lie

• Never be present in conversations

• Avoid eye contact at all costs

• Never volunteer

• Gossip

• Avoid responsibilities

• Live in fear

• Never plan for anything

• Never set goals

• Hold grudges

• Don’t admit you’re wrong

If you don’t want to fail at life… You should come join Hell Week:

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Catch ya tomorrow…

/Wise Carrot/

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